Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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