Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it was like eating out sand paper
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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