If i come over, it means nothing
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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