Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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