it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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