so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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