Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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