I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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