Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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