Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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