This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
There's always time for handjobs
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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