how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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