did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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