Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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