come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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