if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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