I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize