Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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