But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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