Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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