This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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