the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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