Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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