Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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