We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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