yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you win again, gameday.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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