Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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