I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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