Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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