The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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