Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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