jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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