check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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