I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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