Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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