apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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