But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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