I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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