We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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