Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
