I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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