Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
