Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
All I want is dick and wine.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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