dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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