First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
handjob tips. give me some.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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