how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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