He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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