Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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