Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The feeling are messing with the penis
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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