No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My ass is underappreciated
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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