I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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