Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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