what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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