just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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