Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
