Sry I called you an 8
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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